BUT THEN IT IS VACATION TIME AT SMITH MOUNTAIN LAKE WITH MY BABE AND MY FAM!

I get to fall asleep, and wake up, next to Amy for 5 nights in a row. No jobs to worry about. No school work to worry about. Just me and her and the lake house and lazy mornings and sun filled days and cool evenings filled with drinking and fucking. And I cannot wait.

Kittyyyyyy, why is she so perf?

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"I can’t think of anything but nights with you."
— Zelda Fitzgerald to Scott Fitzgerald, 1919 (via flowerbrain)

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Morning!!!

Some of you were asking if my girlfriend cooks… I think this will reassure everyone.

Vi did my make-up. Wonderful.

Violet put make-up on mommy… I’m next! :(

It is so hard to put make-up on a 3 year old.

Violet got into mommy’s make-up awhile back… So she received some for her birthday… Yeah.

Thanks, Bing!

Doesn’t have to mean a specific form of sex. No. Making love can be laying in her arms after waking up and her caressing your skin with her fingertips. Making love is trusting her to touch the very parts of your body you hate and not flinching. Making love can be kissing the small of her back and watching goosebumps rise on her arms. Making love is laughing together through sleepy eyes and lazy bones tangled up together. Making love isn’t always sex. Making love is just that. Making. Love.

Anonymous Asked
QuestionI could rub some Aloe on your sunburn for you, if you'd like :) Answer

I don’t know who you areeee. And unless you’re my girlfriend… NO!

This sunburn is killlllling me.